Freinds and infidels! Broken News! It comed to my attentioning that Abu Donaldtrump al Twitteri has kill Abu Bakr al Baghdadi!...

Freinds and infidels: I have importantly news! Today in Idlibistan we get major, actually major not enough, field marshal announcement....

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Freinds and infidels! Big peace of good news from Abu Donaldtrump al Twitteri that he giving White Hellmate freinds $4.5 million. Not...

Freinds and infidels! As you gnawing, we in Muhaysinic Emirate of Idlibistan being under, and also over,sieged by evil lefteous Nusayri...

Freinds and infidels! I knowing you wondering who this Genghis Gobi is. Why he want to talking to you? This is explanationing why. I am...