Going to pot ato

Freinds and infidels!

As you gnawing, we in Muhaysinic Emirate of Idlibistan being under, and also over,sieged by evil lefteous Nusayri regime of pointy nose Syria dictator Assad and evil half naked Russia dictator Putin! That mean we not haveing more than boiled goat head and prisoner human heart stewing to eat. How you think we like day after day of eating boiled goat head and stewed prisoner human heart? I tell you we getting sick of it.

Now my dear freind from America army, Abu Johnghost al McCaini, who was just withdraw from North Syria, telling me Kurds throwed tomato and potato at him. This excellent gift of free food! Please be to telling Kurds that we in Uighuristani Muhaysinic Emirate of Idlibistan ready to invasion and withdraw from them if they also throwing potato and tomato at us. Also telling them to throw lettuce, then we making salad.

Four wifes already getting cutlery ready four feast.

Takebeer! Muhaysinihu Akbar!