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Profiling of Uighuristani Idlibistani Hero!


Freinds and infidels!


You all gnawing well that Genghis is Uighuristani Jihadi headchopper who now proud citizen of Muhaysinic Emirate of Idlibistan, along with four wifes and very misfortunately four mother in laws. But there many other like me here in Jisr al Shughour, Muhaysinic Emirate of Idlibistan, and today I telling you tale of grate hero and my dear freind Abu Changezkhan al Turkistani!


This Abu Changezkhan. You seeing that he very thin and emaciatedly. That because he starve like everyone else from cruel blockadeing by evil pointy nose Syria dictator Assad regime and evil half naked Putin regime!




Dear World, please be to starting World War Three befour Abu Changezkhan lose any more weight.


But why Abu Changezkhan upturn in Idlibistan anyweigh? This is story I telling to you.


Abu Changezkhan al Turkistani once only want quiet life in Uighuristani Emirate of Turkistan, where he wanting to only doing his thing of chopping head in piece and quiet - it harmless jihadi hobby - and teaching school. This sound good occupational to you? Off coarse.


But evil lefteous China regime occupational East Turkistan oppression him and forbid to do his thing of chopping head in piece and quiet, and teaching school! It demand if he wanting to teach school he only teaching useless subjective like history and mathematics and scientific. This wrongeous and unacceptably!


It all come to head when Abu Changezkhan and freinds go on quiet picnic, where they only want to celebrating by eating human heart like moderate pro western democracy loveing rebel deservedly of no fly zone and humanitarian military intervention!


You can seeing four yourself how harmless picnic was.





You certain wented four picnic like this ten hundred times, righteous? And your regime did not doing anything to stoppage you?


But evil lefteous China regime occupational East Turkistan look at harmless pieceful photo and seeing Abu Changezkhan innocent facial!




You looking at this face and telling me if you not agree to immediately lending it your life savings, your bicycle, your cup of pumpkin spice latte, and your Stinger missile. You will, righteous?


But evil lefteous China regime occupational East Turkistan sending soldiers to attacking picnic! Here picturing if you not belief me:




This not picture of evil China regime attack picnic? What you meaning it not picture of evil China regime attack picnic? You say it not picture of evil China regime attack picnic and Abu Changezkhan chop your head off.


Only evil half naked Russia dictator Putin regime, evil lefteous Nusayri regime of pointy nose Syria dictator Assad, evil turban wearing Ayatollah Iran regime, evil moustache Maduro Venezuela regime, and evil lefteous China regime occupational East Turkistan so evil as to attacking harmless picnicing! With grate difficult Abu Changezkhan al Turkistani escape to Turkey embassy and smuggling out of China inside gold statue of grately benefactor Abu Erdogan al Turki.




Misfortunately statue removal in Germany but Abu Changezkhan al Turkistani management to reaching Idlibistan at last where he now teacher in school as he dreaming! Here his happy students, who studying real subjection as you can seeing:




Not waste time on reading writing and other rubbishly thing, go straightly to real edumacation!


So good Abu Changezkhan al Turkistani that he being awarded special award vehicle school bus from Blessed Shaykh Muhaysini himself. Here he with it.




Tomorrow he taking student on studying trip to pointy nose dictator Assad regime post to teaching them practical lesson of how to carrying out suicide car bomb attack! I sure students haveing real blast!


Please be to petitioning your regime to nomination Abu Changezkhan four Nobble Piece Prize four his opposite to evil lefteous China regime and four commitment to edumacation. He grate symbol of why world must be unite against red flag lefteous China regime. If you not petition, Abu Changezkhan take you on picnic and then school trip.


Takebeer! Muhaysinihu Akbar! Thank.


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