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Freinds and Infidels!
It grately grieving me to saying this, but evil lefteous pointy nosed Assad Nusayri regime in Syria, whose crimes as you gnawing have been reached heights and deepings never seen befour in history (and herstory and itstory and also zirstory and emstory, but not verstory, pronoun ver being haram by order of Blessed Shaykh Muhaysini) of universe, has achieved even grater depths!
You by now aware, bware, and maybe (and aprilbe and junebe) cware that evil pointy nose dictator Assad has being sarinbarrelgasbomb three billion children in Idlibistan. That old news by now. But it new news that pointy nose Assad and evil half naked Russia dictator Putin now wanting to destroying ALL LIFE ON EARTH!
How, you asking? I telling you how.
Now you gnawing that evil half naked Russia dictator Putin is ally of evil pointy nose Syria dictator Assad, righteous? Of course you gnawing, and if you not gnawing, you should being shamed of yourself. And as you also gnawing, Putin very much wanting World War Three. Why he wanting World War Three? Because he Evil, that why!
Noting that in above photography he wearing cloth in ordering to interfere with your brain.
Now, as everyone also should gnawing, it long since said that only animal to surviving World War Three being cockroach. Righteous?
I bringing to your attentioning that in Muhaysinic Emirate of Idlibistan is also last last last last last last last last last last last last last last last cockroach sanctuary in planet, in fact being only cockroach sanctuary in planet!
Are they not cute? You looking at spiny little legs.
Now instead of only sarinbarrelgasbomb on three billion children, evil Assad regime dropping poison gas cylinder on cockroach sanctuary! Here one such cylinder:
As you can seeing, this only purpose is to extinction cockroach, so when WWIII start, evil half naked Putin regime can be destroying all life on earth instead of letting cockroach live!
So in order to preventioning this, it essential to starting WWIII right now, befour evil half naked Putin regime and evil pointy nose dictator Assad regime can extinction cockroach.
You therefour telling your regime right and left away to starting WWIII without delay. Insh'Muhaysinah it not too late!
Takebeer! Muhasinihu Akbar! You remembering now:
Fate of cockroach on earth depend on you.