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  • Writer's pictureGenghis Gobi

Musical Concerting Idlibistan!

Updated: Nov 4, 2019

Freinds and infidels!


Today in Muhaysinic Emirate of Idlibistan we holded Jihadi Musically Concert!


Purposeful of concert is to improvement morale in Idlibistan under threatening from evil lefteous Nusayri regime of pointy nose Assad! Musical necessary because music hath charm to incite the savage breast and we needing savage as much as possibility to fighting regime! We wanting to get singer Deso Dogg but misfortunately evil Assad regime soldier put bullet in his head last year, so we haved big problem. For some timing I thinking I have to singing myself, but when I practice, entire jihadi unit that hearing me defected to Assad en masse! This wrongeous and unacceptably! My singing not so bad as all that!


In ending we get lucky. We getting rapper Creso Catt, who agreement to put on concert calling "Irritable In Idlibistan"! Concert feature his most famous songs, like "(Eating) Hearts And Mines", "She Gives Me (Your) Head", and "Assad In The Sky With Barrelbombs". Here lyric of new song he wroted specially four occasional!


"Please let us chop heads

Goes the moderate rebel cry

We'll leave corpses lying

And their hearts we'll fry.

We'll burn down churches

Lauch sui-cide attacks

Western experts will laud the slaying

And cheer us as we hack.

Rats on the run, bombs on our backs, heroes in the media light

CNN on, the BBC, the French, endless cheering fights.

Rats out for fun, bombs on our backs, venting our endless spite

Is there a new way you can think of now

To end a civilian life?

Sharp blade you need for cutting bone

I would whet my knife

I would practice chopping people's heads

And laugh as they scream and whine

But why is Assad not dispossessed

Why is his head not on watercress?

Twenty one bombs fall on you

And then you die

Twenty one bombs from Russian planes

In the bloody sky

Regime helicopter gunship hovers

Between you and the blazing sun

Hurry up and get us World War Three

Before we're wrecked and done.

Rats on the run, bombs on our backs, out to vent our spite

Is this a new way you can think of how, to wipe out all non moderate life?"


Excellent song, righteous? You looking how excitable audience is!


Soon official concert music online four to download, please paying goat via patreon. Then we having, Insh'Muhaysinah, many concert more.


Takebeer! Muhaysinihu Akbar! You buy music now.


Or else we sing to you!

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