Coronavirus in Idlibistan

Freinds and infidels!

As you gnawing there is worldly demic in pan cause by Coronavirus, which literally frying worldly in pan by stoppage all trading. Even goat now hardly to coming by in Muhaysinic Emirate of Idlibistan. Sultan Erdogan al Ottoman keep all goat in Turkey. Why? Because he say goat spreading coronavirus. You hearing such rubbish befour? Goat spread dropping, yes, goat spread half chew leaf, yes, goat spread coronavirus? No! But I can telling you that if you look at Sultan Erdogan al Ottoman goat pens you find them filling up with goat. He not scared of them giving him Coronavirus? This wrongeous and unacceptably!

Also my four wifes, Hala, Bana, Lina, and Fatma so scare of Coronavirus that they never removal veil and telling me to stay two metre away from them all time. Now you telling me how I gnaw if I two metre away or only 1 metre 99 centimetre? But Hala Bana Lina and Fatma gnaw! And then you see what they doing to me.

This not easy way to living four certificated bona fide Grade A headchopper like Genghis as you all gnawing!

Long time I thinking of why this happen now, and then finally I understanding. It all plot by evil lefteous Nusayri regime of pointy nose Syria dictator Assad who droppage cylinder into rooms through intactly roof and window. You see here cylinder:

It not bursted, you say? You righteous it not bursted. It not bursted because no explosion inside. What inside is coronavirus. How it coronavirus inside? Because evil pointy nose dictator Assad regime making everyone in regime area cough into cylinder, after which it droppage on three billion innocent jihadi children in Idlibistan four to giving them coronavirus. And who droppageing? Evil half naked Russia dictator Putin regime helicopter pilotaged by evil turban wearing Iran Ayatollah regime pilot. And coronavirus importaged from evil lefteous China regime occupational Turkistan by evil lefteous Maduro regime ship from Venezuela.

Please to starting World War Three immediately four to save world from evil Assad, Putin, Maduro, Iran and China, and also to saving Genghis from four wifes.

Takebeer! Muhaysinihu Akbar! Thank.