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Freinds and infidels!
You all gnaw in the well how I worrieding about future of Uighuristani homeland in Muhaysinic Emirate of Idlibistan under threatening from evil lefteous Nusayri pointy nose Assad regime, righteous? It worry so grate that last night in middle of lovely dreaming I haved of chopping head, chopped head turned into Assad and bited me. And then I dreamt that I getting rabies.
This not kindly of dream that helping sleep any more than hiding in tunnel under house from four mother in laws helping sleep, so you understanding why I so grumpy today that I almost forgetfulled compulsorily worship at shrine of Blessed Shaykh Muhaysini. Luckily number three wife Lina reminding me, or I get arrested as Assad loyalist! That wrongeous and unacceptably, but law! In penance I chant Muhaysinihu Akbar three hundred and eleven time.
Muhaysinihu Akbar! Muhaysinihu Akbar! Muhaysinihu Akbar! That maked three more.
(Photo should counting four at least three or seven more but I not surely.)
Then while chanting, sudden I get brilliantly idea, even Idea, that save Muhaysinic Emirate of Idlibistan from evil pointy nose Assad and evil half naked Putin Russia regimes!
How, you askering? How I achievement this feat?
It righteous and most simply!
All Idlibistan needing to do is applicable immediately to joining European Unionist! That solveing problem once and four all!
After all, European Unionist now needful new membership after Abu Borisjohnson al Brexiti take Britishistan out, if he ever doing. Righteous? How Unionist survival without member? It need new member.
Also, Idlibistan complete loyal to principles of European Unionist! You considering:
First, European Unionist want to overthrowing Assad and very eagerly to earning goat from looting Syria. Idlibistan also want to overthrowing Assad and very happy to earning goat from looting Syria.
Second, European Unionist slavish slave of Untied States of Amerikastan and Abu Nazinyahu al Zionistani. Idlibistan also slavish slave of Untied States of Amerikastan and Abu Nazinyahu al Zionistani.
Third, European Unionist very happy to giving refuge and lunatic asylum to jihadis. Idlibistan also very happy to giving refuge and lunatic asylum to jihadis (you seeing how it give shelter to poor homelessly exISIS Caliph Abu Bakr al Baghdadi!)
Fourth, European Unionist run by unelectioned bureaucracy and it so call parliament spend time in rewrite history to demonise Russia. Idlibistan run by unelectioned jihadis and ruling council also happy to spending time to rewrite history to demonise Russia.
Fifth, European Unionist happy to earning goat by organ smugglement and drug running from so call country Kosovo. Idlibistan also very happy to earning goat by organ smugglement and drug running from so call country..... Idlibistan.
Sixth, European Unionist work by turning countries in East Europe into colonies provideing cheap labour and resource four rich West Europe. Idlibistan work by turning suspectioned Assad loyalist and civilian and their property into slave labour and resources four rich top jihadis.
Seven, European Unionist media existing four one reasoning only, to lie four benefit of ruling cabal. Idlibistan media also existing four one reason only, to lie four benefit of ruling cabal.
Therefour, in factory thereseven, Idlibistan perfectly candidate four European Unionist!
You might thinking, but, Genghis, Idlibistan not in Europe. So whatever? Turkey also not in Europe except small piece, but Abu Erdogan al Turki long time projection to joining European Unionist! Zionistan and Australiastan not in Europe, but they song in Eurovision! If male man of same sex can decideing to identification as female woman of opposite sex, why should Idlibistan not be able to identification as Europe, you telling me?
Righteous! Any rejectation of Idlibistan member in European Unionist would be wrongeous and unacceptably!
I goed immediately to Blessed Shaykh Muhaysini with proposition, and he so happy he rewardment me with Order Of The Bonesaw, Sixth Class, with crossed beheading knifes! Proposal four membership to be forwarded, backwarded, and also sidewarded to European Unionist today!
Off coarse, small change in European Unionist necessarily befour Idlibistan can be joining! European Unionist flag must be change to reflection Idlibistan core value! Here new flag I suggestion:
As you sawing, it now perfectly. It even show actual core value of EU!
Now that you seeing everything, you understanding that this real meeting of heart and mine*!
Takebeer! Muhaysinihu Akbar! (That makeing three hundred and fifteen!)
*Once in European Unionist we do what we like! We soon eat your heart and plant your city with mine.