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Broken News!
Freinds and infidels, you gnawing that evil lefteous pointy nose Assad regime saying we in Muhaysinic Emirate of Idlibistan oppressioning female womans of the opposite sex! This big lie which lie down on its side, but unfortunately lot of people believeing it.
This situation wrongeous and unacceptably, off coarse, so in order to proofing it false we holding Beautiful Competition four Miss (and Mrs and Jihadiya too) Idlibistan. In factoid we so liberal that we invitation any female woman of the opposite sex from anywhere on planet (except four evil lefteous pointy nose dictator Assad regime area of Syria, evil turban wearing Iran regime, evil half naked Russia dictator Putin regime, and evil lefteous Chinese regime) to taking part. Here preliminary lineing up:
You noteing elegant fashion designation from Idlibistan Institute of Fashionable, cutting edge like beheading knife! Not please show your girlfreind or wife or other female woman of the opposite sex, it makeing them jealousy and then they nagging you to coming to Idlibistan.
Invitationing already scent to grate freind and supporters Abu Nazinyahu al Zionistani and Umm Hillary al Clintoniya to being judge, and to taking part if they wanting. Please to be urgently telling them to taking part too, befour evil Assad poke us out of Idlibistan with his pointy nose.
Takebeer! Muhaysinihu Akbar!
You can taking part too!
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Editing!
Infidel freind Abu Jeremy al Not3badi get first volunteer four entrance to Beautiful Competition! Thank!
